SEVEN DAYS OF INSOMNIA…

Monday
- rubbing the ESC’s face in it
- being quoted the “golden boys of graphics”
- Home, and straight away a mission to Summerfields to get booze
- getting a bit tipsy whilst getting ready for another manic Monday in Cardiff
- getting to Cardiff and straight away to burger king, to line our gut with angry whopper machines
- getting shitted up by Marcus jumping out on me
- a walk to weatherspoons, a pint and a few American sales phone calls to rock and roll superstars
- arriving at jacks at 9.30, it was shut so we rode the white knuckle ride, the escalators, managing to piss the security guards off
- getting into jacks, getting off our gut on buy one get two free
- dancing like mentalists
- dancing on the stage
- Marcus going off on his “Willy D” dance
- LOLing at some kid forward rolling off the stage, kicking a machine in the head and getting mullered
- Me and Marcus raving away after everyone had left and the music had finished
- more Olympic sliding
- LOLing at Marcus falling on his ass
- getting on the train and ripping into some Brizzle girl on advertising with a load of pirates.
- Almost getting into a fight, Marcus even took his shirt off…WELL HARD!
- getting home, finding a slug, placing it in a new comfortable home
- Marcus trying to balance an egg on the telly and breaking it all over the living room floor

Tuesday
- recovering from the night before
- receiving a phone call from the main man stating that Escapade wanted us to do some flyering in return for some free drinks
- a mission into town
- LOLing at the woman in McDonalds
- wondering around town “researching” into marcuses phone contract
- getting dragged into phones 4 u, and sitting witnessing corporate robbery
- LOLing at the guys mood changes and bright red face
- picking the flyers up and goin on a mission to the uni, handing ten flyers through every door

Wednesday
- A nine to six shift at Gamestation….Death Mode
- LOLing at random Newport tramps
- getting home and having a lengthy evening study session
- Egg throwing….one direct hit!
- not a very eventful day really

Thursday
- the day began as normal with lectures until the afternoon
- an average afternoon of uni work and rave music
- Marcus leaving for work and leaving me to my studies
- Rhys knocking on my door and asking me to join him in the living room with his mates for some cider drinking games…involving a glass, a pack of top trumps and a lot of blowing
- getting mullered in 2o minutes
- a legendary can fight
- a crazy mission to the shop for more booze
- our house getting mullered
- Egg throwing…Another direct hit!
- harassing Marcus once he’d got in from work
- falling down the stairs and knocking myself out, getting up and smacking my head again on the coat hangers.
- sitting in the living room LOLing
- Marcus getting a blow job off the telly
- Playing hang time at 3am
- Passing out

Friday
- Three hours sleep
- tidying the house after the night before
- Going into uni
- Falling asleep all the way through the flash lecture
- Fuelling up on some relentless
- Practising our hip hop moves
- going home and deciding to hit the Pade
- loling at Marcus because his hair wouldn’t go right
- getting to the pade at about 10ish
- loling at the hardcore porn on the screens (Marcus almost died of a heart attack)
- being harassed by the girls gone wild crew
- getting free porn and using it as a beer mat
- pulling our new hip hop moves off with style lol
- LMAO at marcus buying like twenty drinks before the offer ended and getting destroyed
- getting TWO free drinks for all our hard work flyering
- raving upstairs
- going back downstairs
- being rapped into getting on the stage and getting naked
- getting a free gay shirt
- Marcus disappearing
- finding Marcus outside meze
- wondering home whilst Marcus screamed Chelsea songs
- passing out

Satarday
- 2-6 shift at Gamestation
- LOLing at the pinball guy
- busting out at six
- walking to the train station to meet Deb
- LOLing a chav tramp with shoes that were waaaay too small for him
- sitting in the luggage rack on the train
- Flyering the train
- Flyering Bristol
- LMAO AT THE WILLMOT DIXON SIGN
- More flyering
- Getting into pendulum and standing in ore at the MEGA rave that was going on
- standing on the side raving and waiting for Pendulum to come on
- RAVING
- Creaming when pendulum came on
- Going down onto the dance floor and getting completely mullered, dehydrated and sweating my life out.
- going to get water and getting topless
- LOLing at all the women in their bras
- raving HARD on the side
- kicking out and walking through Bristol topless
- talking to random people whilst waiting for the bus
- Getting back into Newport after sleeping on the bus
- Feeling drunk on tiredness
- LOLing at the drunks in McDonalds
- Dying

Sunday
- 2-6 Shift at Gamestation
- MEGA fry up!
- DEATH MODE

Defiantly wont be forgetting that week anytime soon!

~ by Will on November 5, 2007.